Hot Dog on a Stick

If you've never heard of Hot Dog on a Stick, it's a little mall franchise fast food place that serves...

wait for it, this is exciting...

a Hot Dog on a Stick

or for those that like variety and to test societal norms...

a Cheese Stick

The point of this is not to focus on the processed pork products, it's the underlying theme of decision making.

For the past few Friday's Esq and I have been frequenting Roger Brown's, and every Friday a menu is placed in front of us, and every Friday we look at the menu, and every Friday the same thing is ordered. So why do we sit there and look at the menu knowing that we're going to end up with the same damn thing in front of us in the end?

Imagine going to Hot Dog on a Stick with a whopping 2 choices on the menu:

Can I help you?



Oh gosh this is a really tough decision. Did you guys change the menu? I don't remember this many choices last time I was here.

No, nothing has changed. Same old hot dog on a stick and cheese stick that we've been making since 1946


Ok, well what kind of sauces do you have?


Ketchup and Mustard...JUST like last time.



Hmmmm, is the cheese stick pretty good with mustard?


*Blank Stare*




Wow, I'm just not sure. Hmmmmm, Ok, let me go ahead and try that hot dog on a stick you got there. It's pretty good right?


Mother fucker knew damn well when he walked up to the joint that he was gonna walk away with a gat dayum hot dog on a stick. Was all that really necessary?