March 2, 2009

Writing Personals: Part Deux

Another friend, another personals ad - Take TWO

Me:
Highly charged outspoken live wire, Say what I think and mean what I say. Relentless at board games: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200 -> I'll send you directly to JAIL. Reality and daytime TV junkie, hoes need to close those legs! Social Butterfly like Mariah. Intelligent conversation and red wine (NO screw tops) = your best friend until the end of the bottle.
You:
Hard working and non materialistic. Name brands? Don't care - spend your money on your future (and/or me and red wine). Supportive, honest and caring. Perfect if you love cinna-stix, shrimp and plastic tumblers.

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