March 27, 2009

Cell Phone outgoing Voice Mail Messages

For many people the cell phone is the only form of communication as we've opted to decline land lines to save money. It's legitimate - I mean why the hell not, long distance is included, we can text, email, browse the interwebz...so on and so forth. I call cell phones almost every day, sometimes I get an answer, other times I get the voice mail.

"Sorry I can't come to the phone right now" or "I'm not home at the moment"

Fucker, you know damn well the phone is on your person and you can't come to the phone? IT'S IN YOUR POCKET!!!

And you're not home at the moment? Well for the most part that's probably a true statement, I'm calling your MOBILE PHONE!!!

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