Recording: "This is your final chance to renew the factory warranty on your car....BLAH BLAH BLAH......press 1 to remove yourself BLAH etc....press 2 to speak with a representative who can assist you with your factory warranty"I'm thinking - How in thee hell do these people know that my factory warranty is about to expire when I just got this phone number and secondly - my car is going on 3 years old and these calls just started....NEGATIVE LOWLIFE TELEMARKETING COMPANY
I press 2
Telemarketing chick: Would you like to extend or reinstate the warranty on your vehicle?
Me: IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE????!!!!!! MY LICENSE IS SUSPENDED AND I DON'T HAVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!
Telemarketing chick: *click*
*taking pills out of the bottle*
ReplyDelete*lining them up one by one*
*grabbing water bottle*
*thinking f'it let me take them all at once*
*taking all 36 pills*
*gulping one large mouthful of water*
*waiting*
*waiting*
*waiting*
*DEAD*