Never leave your email logged on in a public location - I went to Circuit City, normally, I care about everyone, and wouldn't do such a terrible thing to someone I don't even know, but I was inspired. Some MOH-ron left their email logged in on one of the display laptops so I took it upon myself to read his emails and go through his contacts. Nothing really interesting in his in-box besides a bunch of spam from pr0n sites "Beautiful Latinas" and "Sexy chocolate Sistas"....yeah he deserves some shit. Anyhow, I decide to compose an email........
"I am so sorry that I never told you that I have herpes, please get yourself checked out"
SEND-------> and done, success.
Lesson #2:
Never double fist German white Riesling and Bacardi - It doesn't end up well. It ends quite bad actually. Did I sing the song? It's a mystery.
"She's happy, she's jolly, she's fucked up on Bacardi - so DRINK mother fucker DRINK mother fucker DRINK".....yeah that song.
Everyone puked, fortunately not at the same time.
Lesson #3:
Never do a guitar hero battle on xbox live with hyper guitar set to 5 playing L'Via L'Viaquez on medium difficulty AFTER double fisting German white Riesling and Bacardi - Fortunately or not so fortunate, I attempted the battle BEFORE praying to the porcelain God. I lost miserably, I think the other person dropped out. Bad for me. I WILL beat this damn song.
LMAOOOOO!! I'm assuming this is with our buddy that I shall name LC's Pet. lol. HILARIOUS! No wonder you didn't drink much during Superbowl!
ReplyDeleteI so wish that we could get an update on this story right about now! You should've jotted down the email address and asked him what the response was like lol!
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