So the plan was to go out to dinner with this guy I met, we shall call him Mr. Fish. I had to arrange for a babysitter and all that good stuff. BK offered up and said she would keep the little dude...Making sure my son is taken care of so I can go out and get a free dinner - CHECK
Well this wasn't stating out good for a few reasons. I agreed to go out, and although I'm more aggressive than not, I really want, like and prefer a man that can make a fucking decision.
Mr. Fish: So where do you want to go?
Me: It doesn't really matter but I'm all about trying new and different things and my sitter is over by the mall.
Mr. Fish: Well I've been craving sushi and there's a place over by where you live I want to go to.
Me: Ok, sushi is good - but there should be some places over by the mall too. (HINT HINT and reiterating the fact that my sitter is in the opposite direction of my house and even further than said sushi restaurant by my house)
See exhibit A:
OK whatever; I was really going to suck it up because, well, he decided on a place at least. I’m open minded, roll with it, but the final straw
….wait for it......
An hour before we're supposed to go, I get this "So where do you want to go?".
Wut?!!?? Wasn’t this established and reservations made YESTERDAY.
Not a good look.
Down the toilet went my Martini Wishes and Spicy Tuna Dreams
LMFAOOOOOOO @ that graphic! CLASSIC!
ReplyDeleteBut you should've included the part where he craved sushi, but had only had it once! REALLY?! I've had cow hoof once in Spain and have never craaaved it EVER! LMFAO! Frickin idiot. My dad asked me today though if you had spoken with him. I just laughed and said "Doubt it!"