I've decided to stop doing the cupid shuffle. It's reminiscent of the rain dance. You know, do the rain dance and it's supposed to start raining? Well, with that said, in theory, if one were to do the cupid shuffle, you would draw the conclusion that by the completion of the dance, you would be madly in love - hit by cupids arrow, you know the story...HAH! Blasphemy.
Do the rain dance = Chances are its not raining (seriously how DO you do the rain dance anyway?!)
Do the cupid shuffle = Chances are you are on a dance floor with a bunch of drunk sweaty people bumping into each other and not particularly capable of falling in love at that moment.
Point is, the opposite happens. No rain with the rain dance and No cupid with his chubby ankles and love soaked arrow with the shuffle.
I'm going to start doing the "Lying cheating bastard shuffle"
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