I've learned that....
- You never ever get your hair cut in the mall unless you really don’t give a damn and don’t mind waking up the next morning with poufy mullet bangs. Good hairdresser = Good hair.
- You never eat at a Mexican restaurant unless there are Mexicans working there. Same for Chinese food, Mexicans cooking Chinese food is a huge faux pas.
- I can post the most outrageously made up missed connection on Craig’s list and some person who appears on every dating site known to man will respond thinking I am referring to him. Sarcastic undertones in a blatant made up missed connection post + ignorance = desperation. I, personally, only respond to ones that have outright references to me.
- I suck at Taboo.
- You can lead a man to a good woman but you can’t make him be faithful or trustworthy. I guess that means he wasn’t a good man to begin with.
- Magnifying makeup mirrors are the devil.
- It's ok to be single. You don't have to wash doo doo stains out of anyones underwear.
- I won't ever be anyone's #2
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