December 1, 2008

Merry Christmas...BAH Humbug

It's already December. I bought light up candy canes for my expansive yard. I swore I wasn't going to decorate this year. I might be forced to pull the crap out of the "attic". We'll see. All I know is I need my new t-shirt to jumpstart that Christmas spirit...
BAH Humbug. Santa is getting carrot sticks and tomato juice. That'll show him. NO SUGAR COOKIES AND FRESCAVENA for you THIS year white beard man.

1 comment:

  1. May congratulations coming from hundreds of thousands of miles over hundreds of thousands of mountains and rivers and a Pacific Ocean bring you an unexpected merry Christmas!

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