I woke up the other morning knowing I would soon be thirsty as hell. I decided to fill up a container with ice and go back to sleep. Why you ask? It's simple science...
"Do you want some ice right now?" "No, but I want some water later, so yeah"
It's genius! Just like relationships - "Hey, do you want to get married?"...."No, but I want to get divorced later, so yeah".
One time I was at my friend's house and he was like, "Hey man, you want a frozen banana?" I was like, "No. But I do want a regular banana later. So, yeah."
I’m simple, I like simple things. I like to express myself through informal writing, it’s a great outlet and I can curse indiscriminately.
I’m a Southern California girl at heart living an east coast life. I love telling stories, the question is, can I ever finish them?
They usually start with the same line…
“When I used to work at Cox…” (you know the Cable Company?)
Hence the title of my blog “…and one time at Band Camp”, borrowed from American Pie. Everyone knows all the fun stuff happens at Band Camp…or Cox.
Love meh.
One time I was at my friend's house and he was like, "Hey man, you want a frozen banana?" I was like, "No. But I do want a regular banana later. So, yeah."
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